Tactics and Substance in the 2004 Elections GoogleNews: Howard Dean

June 30, 2004

by V

Letterman on F911

We haven't seen it yet (probably will this weekend), but here's last night's Top Ten, "George W. Bush Complaints About 'Fahrenheit 9/11'":

10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words.
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.
4. Not sure I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.
3. Where the hell was Spiderman?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!

Dave, I love you, man.
Posted by V at June 30, 2004 12:42 PM
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